10. You can show that family values and feminism are not mutually exclusive.
9. You're a green candidate, although in your case that means untried, untested, and possibly thoroughly un-vetted.
8. Pretty is as Pretty does.
7. The "Fourth Branch" of government, so-named by the current vice resident, allows you to decide what your duties are - like cooking moose hotdogs and nursing your baby at the office.
6. A heart beat from the Presidency.
5. Being a better shot that Dick Cheney, you can kill your target rather than just maiming him.
4. You get to attend funerals all over the world as the President's representative.
3. Living the American Dream: Better health care (GREAT health care) than you can buy - or afford - in the public sector.
2. Your new salary allows you to take care of your husband and five kids with style and grace.
1. You prove that Abstinence [sex] Education works.
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Way funny, Bill. You've outdone yourself!
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